I was just talking to derek today,and he told me that he downloaded the theme song for power rangers and how its damn funny. thinking about power rangers brings back memories and also raises some questions and issues that i will be addressing here. this isn't going to be some boring shit ass research paper so dun worry, major bitching is officially in session.
1) Do you guys realise that the green ranger actually has his own damn robot/zord thing? its like he's not even the leader! the red ranger is the leader and idiotic green man was villan and when he joins the team he gets to use his own special dragon bot (that looked more like a lizard to me) while the rest of the original good rangers have to squeeze into a tiny 'megazord'. what ever happened to equal rights for all employees? and the other rangers surely had hygiene and health issues,with the cramped living quarters and getting slammed around so much.
2)the green ranger uses his knife as a flute. FALSE ADVERTISEMENT people! kids could get seriously hurt trying to pull off something like that. but if they want to be the green ranger, then maybe they deserve it.
3)Ever wondered what the pink ranger actually does for the team? i mean the boys fix the bots and do major fighting and the yellow ranger is the obligatory black/chinese girl. and the pink ranger does what (besides getting rescued and doing cute flips)? derek says that she makes the coffee for the team. it must be some bad ass coffee for them to keep her around and on a paycheck.
4)when the pink ranger morphs she wears a skirt but when the yellow ranger morphs she gets pants like the rest of em. thats kinda odd, its almost as if she suffers from penis envy. her morpher probably has like some device that makes wearing the skirt optional and she always chooses not to. hmm do the boys have skirt buttons then?
5)BIlly,the nerd blue ranger, is always fixing things in the command central (or whatever the hell its called) cos that alpha 5 robot or something is always,always loosing his shit and going nuts. He is overtaxed,underpaid,underappreciated and in need of a nice haircut and brand new lines.
6) u know how every season ends with the bots getting destroyed by some great evil? ever wondered how the face in the tube (their leader) actually creates new bots for them all the time? i mean hes not going anywhere u know. he lives in a tube that is probably connected to some great ocean or someone's toilet bowl. regardless. he ain't going nowhere. and his only helper is that robot that is always going nuts and screwing up.
7) so anyways the main bad guy the rangers were always fighting was Rita the witch right? the one with the bad hairdo and the madonna spiky bra? u know when she wants to make her monsters big and scary she hurls her magic wand to the earth,yelling, "make my monsters grow!". seriously. limits pls. which part of the friggin world does that wand land in?? u know when it lands the ground splits and fire comes out. imagine the ppl living there! having a huge ass wand landing in their backyard as their houses get burnt up! and don't even get me started on global soil erosion issues.
this show is the ultimate. it really is.
just random thoughts